Ah wiz nailin hur intae the grund.

I was nailing her into the ground.We made passionate love.

Neil Macdonald

Ahm urnae

I am not

MrsHLarsson

A'll batter yur melt in ya bass

I will hit you in the face

Ned

A'll pan yer melt in

I will give you a punch in the face

J Hotchkiss

A'll swing you aboot like an empty Kappa tracky

I'll beat you up

Mick Martin

A'm goupin fur a shag

I am desparate for sex

P Menhennet

A'm JJ fae the YY

I am a guy who is (kidding on I am) in a gang

Willie N Ped

Away an fling shite at the moon

Go away and stop annoying me

Matt

Away 'n' raffle yer donuts

No, i don't think so/ no chance

Donnie

Awright big man

How are you today

Denis Roberts

Aye yer Maw

You mean your Mother, reply to an insult

Lisa

Bite ma boabie

Give me a blowjob

Rory Hughes

Bolt ya rocket

Would you please leave

kev o'hagan

Clamp it.

Shut up

Ashley

Dae the jonter

Run away

Jamie Shields

Dead jen, honest

It's the truth

Henlar

Edgie erra polis

Look there's the police

Erra gas lighter 4 furra poun

Gas Lighters, 4 for a £

William D

Fuck that fur a game a sodjeez

Sod that for an idea

Linzi

Gaun yersel big man

High accolade from a friend

Peter Piper

Ge'en it the sword eh the Lord

Having sex

Chris

Geez a swatch eh yer fanny Mrs

Show me your vagina

Mick Martin

Geeze a gobble ya dobber

Give me a blow job

MICK, KEV

Geeze ma jam roll

Can I have sex (give me my hole)

Remo

Get aff ya nyaff

Get off the bus you scruff

Gordon Cook

Get tae fuck ya bam

Go away

Chazzy b

Gettin yer Nasties

Having sex

James Bond

Go an get the messages

Will you go to the shops for some groceries

syntexis

Go an play Tig wae the buses

Go away and don't annoy me

Nikki Welch

Hoi you're never a Burd

Giving abuse to ugly girls

Willie

I would go into that like dug into a burst baw

In reply to: What would you do with a good looking girl

Mooro

I'll backhander you ya Muppet

I will hit you

Fergus Welsh

I'll be back in 2 shakes of a badgers tadger

I'll be back in 2 minutes

Spunky Drawers

I'll skelp yer erse

I'll hit you on the backside.

Helen

Mad wi the bongos.

Enjoying the consumption of temazepam.

Alibongo

Masimerseroan

Mother is the hot water (Immersion heater)on

standfirm

Naw Am no

No I'm not.

Lindsay Liddell

No danger man

No way

Donnie

Oi a,ll rattle yer baws fur ye

I will kick you in the groin

Sara & Lisa

Oot yer trolley

Very drunk

Laura Grant

Sannie it.

Leg it, to run

JAMES CROSBIE

See you , your pure mental ya cunt.

You're crazy

mucker

see you ma man, you are pure sound byraway

I think you are a mate

mucker

Shoot yer load

To cum.

Craig

Shut it ya bam

To tell someone to shut up

Chris

Shut up ya tool

Don't be so stupid

Ned

South of the Border

Order

Derek and Christie

Spank the monkey

Have a wank

Marty L

Square go ya dafty?

Would you care to have a fight?

kev o'hagan

Suck-ma-cock-it's-Blackpool-rock

A brag from a Glasgow rascal

Jimbo

That burd wis healthy chonkin.

Really good

Rory Hughes

That hat's hefty bumped.

That hats been stolen.

Rory Hughes

That'll be right

I don't believe you

Katie

This hoose is a midden

This house is a mess

Helen

Toutin dan mack

Smoke Cocaine

Willie N Ped

Up the Dyson

Up the nose

MICK, KEV

Watch oot erra polis

Watch out there's the police

H. Jerse

Whit's the Hampden?

What's the score? Hampden Roar = Score.

Staffy

Wisnae me. Ask emdy

It wasn't me . Ask anybody.

Austin

Ye want a photograph ?

Why are you staring at me?

Chrissie

Ye ye want tae go?

Do you want to fight

stugoo

Yer brefs barkin

Your breath smells bad

charlene

Yer Maw's athletic

Your mother is attractive

Stewart

Your claimed

I am going to fight you

Chris Stewart

You're a pure scaff.

You're not very well dressed.

Kelly

You're pure oot yer tights

You are drunk

jackie

Yur Aff yur heid

Your Crazy

Taylor

Yur oot yur face

Your Intoxicated

TAYLOR